I’m in holiday card hell right now. I’m leaving for a holiday at the end of the week, so I’m trying to finish all of my holiday cards before I leave. Which is easier said than done. In Japan, it entails, first, the New Year’s postcard, which you must arrange to have delivered on New Year’s Day. Postboxes in a couple weeks will have a special slot marked just for New Year’s cards that they will hold for you until Jan. 1, but since I won’t be here for that, I have to have someone send it in for me. Since it’s to be delivered on Jan. 1, the wording on the card has to refer to 2004 as “last year” and 2005 as “this year”. This basically means you, or rather I, make a lot of mistakes.
To further complicate things, I’m also doing holiday cards for certain executives, who will likely receive a room full of New Year’s cards (literally) and won’t even realize that I’m one of their thousands of well wishers. I figure they’ll read my holiday card if nothing else because it’s in a red envelope and because they don’t typically get holiday cards. Anyway, the implication of this means that I mix up the New Year’s greeting with the holiday card, and start referring to 2004 as “last year” in my holiday card, although it has to say “this year” since I’m sending it in 2004. In a nutshell, this means more mistakes.
So far I’ve done about 70 cards, and I’ve got another 40 or so. And I haven’t even started personal ones. I’ve also been making daily trips to the post office to exchange the postcards I screwed up for new ones. (They do this for a modest fee of 5 yen a card)